mindblowingfactz:

Facial hair strongly influences women’s perception of men’s attractiveness, health, masculinity and parenting abilities

Ok so let’s ignore the fact that the first guy is also way more tanned, he’s not making eye contact so he’s perceived as less threatening, he has better styled hair that suits his face more than the other two and also appears to have smoother/clearer skin that looks like it’s been photoshopped. 

mindblowingfactz:

Facial hair strongly influences women’s perception of men’s attractiveness, health, masculinity and parenting abilities

Ok so let’s ignore the fact that the first guy is also way more tanned, he’s not making eye contact so he’s perceived as less threatening, he has better styled hair that suits his face more than the other two and also appears to have smoother/clearer skin that looks like it’s been photoshopped. 

I was planning on going somewhere

But I’d have to take the tube halfway through the train journey. So I look on the tube map, never really looked at it before:

Literally my reaction:

I was such a nerdy little kid.

I once bought a poster of Egyptian hieroglyphics and notebook and spent the whole day carefully copying the letters from the alphabet on each page with a black fineliner in it. 

Childhood well spent, I think?

sixpenceee:

Anatoli Bugorski might be the luckiest scientist of all time.

While poking around the machine, Bugorski stuck his head inside the accelerator and straight into the path of a proton beam.

As it coursed through his skull, the proton beam burned a hole through Bugorski’s brain. While it was painless, he said he was blinded by a flash “brighter than a thousand suns.”

After staggering away from the machine, the left side of his face swelled to enormous proportions. Later, the skin near the entry and exit wounds peeled away, and Bugorski lost hearing in his left ear. However, this Soviet survived his mind-blowing experience, perhaps because the proton beam was moving at nearly the speed of light.

Despite his good luck, Bugorski eventually lost every nerve in the left side of his face becoming partially paralyzed. The proton beam also damaged Bugorski’s mental capabilities, though not as badly as you might expect. Despite his handicap, Bugorski earned a PhD and is still alive today, proving that it takes a lot more than a proton beam to kill a Russian.

SOURCE

FOR A POST ON THE MAN WITH ALMOST NO BRAIN

This sounds like he’s gonna get superpowers and become a superhero…

I don’t know what I think about Stewart Lee’s new series on BBC.

On one hand I do love his acerbic wit, but on the other he recycles his ‘jokes’ a hell of a lot. He spends the majority of the time telling people he isn’t telling jokes to lure them into a false sense of security when he clearly is telling jokes. I don’t know, it just seems near enough the same as the last series, I did like the episode about context, that was particularly brilliant. 

My Tumblr feed is a little aggressive hahaaaa

My Tumblr feed is a little aggressive hahaaaa

sircuddlebuns:

Skip the Use - Nameless World

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS! THE SONG AND THE ANIMATION ARE SO GOOD I AM HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE PLEASE WATCH THIS YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY

Hahahaaa the guy’s face at 3:11:

I don’t need this shit.

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

makethemwalklike-a-robot:

15,000 kids and counting is a horrifically depressing programme, shame on you potential adopters for searching out the ‘perfect’ child to adopt when thousands need a home and there’s no such thing as the ‘perfect’ child. Children aren’t commodities to be bought and sold based on their characteristics, they’re living fucking people. 

If you want to adopt a kid and he happens to be ‘a little too old’ so fucking what, children shouldn’t have to beg someone to have a happy life.

15,000 kids and counting is a horrifically depressing programme, shame on you potential adopters for searching out the ‘perfect’ child to adopt when thousands need a home and there’s no such thing as the ‘perfect’ child. Children aren’t commodities to be bought and sold based on their characteristics, they’re living fucking people. 

galdrar:

jon richardson drinks beer: a story

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Well you best start leaving some notes down there instead.

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

quentintortellini:

basedbutts:

quentintortellini:

girl: i’m not a feminist 

me: 

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nah actually i love myself too much to allow myself to be victimized and associated with a hate movement but thanks

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What part of equality is victimisation or hate? I don’t understand, explain please.